Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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