do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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