you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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