It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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