So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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