I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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