I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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