just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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