Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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