Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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