You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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