Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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