Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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