Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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