singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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