You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
