How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
And then he peed in my hair
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