My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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