Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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