ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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