Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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