Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So. Much. Porn.
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