Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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