Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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