So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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