Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
one might say we're banned from that church
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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