just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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