I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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