he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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