wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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