Nicole vs. Life
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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