The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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