david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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