Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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