we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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