High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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