I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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