Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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