There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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