My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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