**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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