Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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