Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They took my balls.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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