Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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