he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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