You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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