I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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