I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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