You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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