So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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