Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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