barbara walters just said penis...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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