what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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