There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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