Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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