we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
God, I missed his penis.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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